#gremlin bastard

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: I need you to understand that when I type out "hehe" it's not "heehee <3", it's "HEHEHEHEHEH >:)".

Heart: It's not "heeheeheehee~ ^w^", it's "hEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHhhhhh!! >:DDD".

[just-a-creep-babe]

Im with Jack

We coulda done MUCH better than Jeff.... ._.

The mustard sweater duo were right there!-

Listen I agree that the mustard bois are VERY 😳🥵 and Jeff IS, in fact, a crusty ass ho

BUT!!

I think that’s part of Jeff’s appeal imo 🥺👉👈

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[0xycod0ne]

doodle of john all for the game or whatever his name is

[lady-griffin]

I’m actually crying over how Jinx is in Silco’s office because it’s probably time to give him his medicine for the day, except he not there. She knows that. But whether to reminiscent, mourn, or simply out of sheer habit, she still came to his office.

She did that every day for so many years and now...

He’s not there for her to give him his medicine.

And I just...

[ap-kinda-lit]

Behold my latest contribution to society

[synesthete-sylke]

selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!

the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good

also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by

imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.

how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!

[backpackingspace]

More of penelope and odysseus being rat bastards in love please. I know for a fact that these two were menaces to any neighboring kingdoms. They were pulling scams, they committed crimes, I know these two are just the most obnoxious people at a party.

[albatris]

today's natnowrimo word count is 31,828!

a slow day today, but doing some sprints in my region discord helped a bit :3

tomorrow will be a long day so I'm not sure I'll get much work done if any

today's mood is okay FINE I'll take the stupid POTS meds consistently and today's jam is "the knack" by mother mother

today's excerpt is UNABASHEDLY cheesy

He found a chair to perch on and he slid the shoes onto his feet. He took his time with the laces, pondering how stupid this suit looked with his purple striped socks. Then he stretched out his legs, watching the way the gold flashed in the store’s gnashing fluorescence.

“I like them,” he said.

“Can you walk in them?” Quinn asked.

Nat hopped up and tried. The thick base of the heels probably helped, as did some miraculous vampiric sense of balance.

Quinn took him by the hand and twirled him around. “You look amazing!”

“Thanks!” Nat said. “I feel weird!”

“No one can tell,” Quinn said. “They’ll be too distracted by how attracted to you they are. You’ll be stealing every heart at the party, I promise you.”

Nat blushed, and this time didn’t bother to turn his face away and hide it. An unfamiliar bubble of laughter rose in his chest.

“I have one last thing to add, but it’s at home,” Quinn said, slinging their arm around him. “You’ll just have to trust me on it. It’ll be perfect.”

“Sure,” Nat said.

“Now you go get changed while I pay for all this,” Quinn said. “Quick, before I fall in love with you.”

Nat went, but not without a little hesitation.

LIKE. QUINN. C'MON

AND NAT YOU'RE NO BETTER. CUT THAT OUT

[chaos-magnett]

Saw this on Pinterest, def reminded me of a certain gremlin with his beloved benevolent pink flower in their free time.

Fan art credit to @golswia

[charles-breaks-beakers]

there are no rules to what's a trinket. you find something and it's pretty/meaningful to you then damn, that's a pretty good trinket.

however, trinkets must never be stolen. always make sure you are only in possession of ethically sourced trinkets.

here are some of my trinkets.

[gophergal]

Gonna be real if you accuse people of misogyny based on their favorite characters and ships, I do not fucking trust your opinion. full stop

[bangbang-adri]

Plz help, 2024 sucks and I love you all

Hey guys, I'm so so so tired.

I haven't actually been so active lately due to so much crap going on at home.

I've put up a goal and am begging for some help.

My apartment complex had their bi yearly inspections and we ended up failing due to over clutter. I have a family of 7 that we've squeezed to fit into a small three bedroom unit so of course, it's going to look cluttered ToT

We ended up having to rent a whole storage unit to be able to fully declutter or face being evicted. On top of that, they've also raised our rent here by $200.(We paid $960, now it's $1160) On top of THAT, our vehicle was totalled so now we are currently borrowing my father in law and having to figure out a new car situation too.

We're barely managing to scrap by, but with all of that going on, I'm not honestly not sure how we're going to manage for this Christmas season. (I know it shouldn't seem like a big deal, but I have 5 gremlins between 5-14 so for them, it's a big deal) The goal isn't all going for Xmas, there's also general needs and such for home in there too.

I will be so eternally grateful to any and all help received in this time of need. I know it comes off as whining and for that I'm sorry. I genuinely just needed to rant about it all too. Thank for taking your time to listen to this old momma beg(and scream and cry)

(Also, if no one's told you today, I'm so proud of you and the journey you've faced. Keep fighting, I'm rooting for you!<3)

[citroncynique]

OBJECTION!!! AND OTHER ASSORTED FRENCH COMEBACKS!!

[moeblob]

Adam!

(my farmer gremlin in Fields of Mistria)

[just-a-lil-critter]

Saw this in my feed today and all I could think was "This is about Kacchan"

I've seen a lot of antis say how Bakugo bullied Izuku is unforgivable and we shouldn't idolise him let alone even like him at all and

Here's the thing. I've been in Deku's shoes. I have been an unchill asshole punchbag my entire life and guess what

Half of those people are my friends now. They did horrible things to me when we were kids and I'll never forget it, but I did forgive them.

Because they changed. Made actual effort to apologise and be better to me in their own ways and that kind of growth is what we've been seeing so clearly in Katsuki.

I have yet to meet a 15 year old who isn't fucked in the head (bully or bullied) so the next time an anti calls us out for respecting a character with so much growth and emotional maturity ima virtually slap this post on their dashboard because Kacchan fuckin earned it.